you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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