I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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