I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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