I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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