On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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