you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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