do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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