I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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