too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He kissed a someone with a penis
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
this will be a night to untag.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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