Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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