hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like iHOP with fire
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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