So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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