dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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