You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This girl is more easily done than said...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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