dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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