take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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