You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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