so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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