do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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