it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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