So drunk its hurt
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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