Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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