Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think my vagina is haunted
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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