Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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