I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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