I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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