I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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