this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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