I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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