i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Is it penis luge time yet?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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