The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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