don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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