I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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