And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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