...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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