If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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