North Korea, Best Korea!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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