My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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