She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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