who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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