I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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