Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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