Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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