spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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