brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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