Soap is not a condiment
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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