before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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