Just fell off a train. Bad.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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