And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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