he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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