It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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