Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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