I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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