Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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