i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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