im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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